Best Lampe Berger Sales Pitch

This is an example of how "desperate" lampe berger members can be. To illustrate this, here's a chat conversation between "lampe berger" and the person.

lampe berger: hi

cely: hello

lampe berger: can i know ur name?

cely: cely
cely: as u see
cely: how about u?
cely: u cant be lampe berger~
cely: :P

lampe berger: my name is mervin
lampe berger: are u from kl?

cely: hi mervin
cely: yes

lampe berger: oh
lampe berger: u are very pretty

cely: really ? Thanks.. that's sweet of u

lampe berger: cely
lampe berger: do u wan make money?

cely: what ?
lampe berger: do u wan to earn lot of money?

cely: i understand ur question
cely: so?
cely: join lempe berger?

lampe berger: yes
lampe berger: if you join lampe berger
lampe berger: you can make a lot of money
lampe berger: one month you can make RM15,000
lampe berger: just by recruiting other members

cely: oh..

lampe berger: and after you do for a while then everyone will earn money for u

cely: but i m not interested..

lampe berger: all the people under you can earn money for you

cely: thanks for inviting

lampe berger: then even if you don't do anything you can make at least RM5,000 a month
lampe berger: why don't u want to join

cely: i had too many invitation like this
cely: if i wan, i would have joined earlier

lampe berger: why is it you dowan to join?
cely: not interest in pushing ppl
cely: like what u are doing now
cely: i dun mind making money slowly..

lampe berger: but i am not pushing people.. i am trying to help people make money
lampe berger: you can be very rich... my friend just last month bought a bmw
lampe berger: from lampe berger money
lampe berger: he don't work anymore also

cely: haha.. that;s the tag line u gotto say ma~
cely: nah, it's ok
cely: really.. thanks

lampe berger: what is your phone number?
lampe berger: can i call you to talk to you?

cely: No no..

lampe berger: ok why you don't want to join?

cely: i told u already~

lampe berger: you work little bit only can make money
lampe berger: just 3 days in a week you work
lampe berger: can make thousands of dollars

cely: i dun like to do what u are doing now..
cely: persuading..

lampe berger: but it is just you persuade your friends only
lampe berger: you don haf to go out marketing also

cely: haha, do u make money ?
cely: have u bought ur bmw?

lampe berger: no i don't have bmw
lampe berger: but i bought a new honda civic

cely: that's great

lampe berger: and i just do lampe berger for only 8 months

cely: hm.. i m really not interested
cely: i know how it workls
cely: i understand the benefits
cely: but i m just not interested in even trying

lampe berger: ok then will you put an advertisement for me on your blog
lampe berger: to ask your readers can call me
lampe berger: if they want to join lampe berger?

cely: Oh.. no..

lampe berger: why?

cely: that's not gonna work in my blog

lampe berger: but you tell your friends can make money
lampe berger: everyone also wan make money

cely: i told u from the very begining.. i m not doing what u are doing now
cely: persuading
cely: off coz i m not going to put lempe berger ad in my blog
cely: dun even say put an ad for u

lampe berger: ok what if i pay you
lampe berger: i pay you to put an ad up
lampe berger: for me

cely: how am i going to trust u?

lampe berger: i call you
lampe berger: we meet and i pay you cash first
lampe berger: half before you post
lampe berger: half after you post
lampe berger: ok?

cely: let me think about it

lampe berger: what is your phone number

cely: u gimme urs
cely: :)

lampe berger: 012 3358292

cely: how do u get to my blog ?

lampe berger: last time i see petaling street
lampe berger: then i write down your blog

cely: Oh.. ok
lampe berger: ok

cely: do u have a blog?
lampe berger: no
lampe berger: so will you put an ad for me
lampe berger: i pay you RM50

cely: why not ?
cely: i'll think about it

lampe berger: no can put for me now?

cely: NOW ?
cely: i guess u can look for other more famous blogger to put this ad for u~

lampe berger: ok i pay you RM200 then
lampe berger: you put for me now ok
lampe berger: you have my phone number
lampe berger: i cannot run

cely: haha
cely: i have trouble to trust you
cely: why NOW ?
cely: why cant i consider?

lampe berger: it is free right
lampe berger: blog entry
lampe berger: i will pay you

cely: seriously, can i consider it for a day?
cely: maybe i'll answer u by tomolo
cely: u know my blug, i cant run either
cely: rite?

lampe berger: ok
lampe berger: if you put now
lampe berger: i will pay you RM1000
lampe berger: last offer
lampe berger: i give you my house address
lampe berger: phone numbenr
lampe berger: everything you wan i give you

cely: u are JOKING with me

lampe berger: i am not
lampe berger: where you work
lampe berger: tomorrow i come and give you the RM1000 cash
lampe berger: ok?

cely: :x

lampe berger: ok?
lampe berger: you put now?

cely: hahah

lampe berger: cely?
lampe berger: ok deall?
lampe berger: cely?
lampe berger: deal?
lampe berger: deal?
lampe berger: cely?
lampe berger: ok
lampe berger: ?
lampe berger: can?

cely: aiyo.. stop playing la
cely: u are not mervin or anything

lampe berger: i am
lampe berger: do you want the money or not

cely: haha

lampe berger: dowan fine!

cely: fine :)
cely: look for something else

lampe berger: actually i got something else

cely: yes

lampe berger: next saturday 14th oct we having a lampe berger convention
lampe berger: at concord hotel
lampe berger: got speaker teach you make money
lampe berger: you want come?
lampe berger: just listen only.. it is free

cely: i am not free.. i m joining a camp

lampe berger: what camp you joining

cely: ji er 30
cely: on 14th - 15th

lampe berger: ohhh
lampe berger: then the following saturday also got another eventb
lampe berger: but that wan is in sunway pyramid convention center
lampe berger: you wan come?

cely: ahha
cely: i m going sg for trip

lampe berger: then what about 28th october

cely: actually, i really not even interested in this

lampe berger: got another one in regent hotel
lampe berger: bukit bintang there

cely: do u get ppl joining from just talking online ?

lampe berger: no i also call them
lampe berger: but you don gimme your phone

cely: erm.. it just look very strange and i dont trust this..
cely: i need to protect myself

lampe berger: ok then you got any friend i can call?

cely: no.. off coz no~

lampe berger: why
lampe berger: you got no friends?

cely: just no..
cely: i got friends

lampe berger: then can give me the number
lampe berger: i call

cely: but takan i 'betray my frens' for giving out their numbers?
cely: it's not logic ..rite

lampe berger: ok then you got other blogger friend
lampe berger: that you know
lampe berger: can help me post ad
lampe berger: you got any blogger friend
lampe berger: that can help me post ad?
lampe berger: cely
lampe berger: cely?

cely: u can just try ur luck.. i got the list there in my tidbits
cely: why u need ppl to put the ad?
cely: u can just create a blog what
cely: to tell ppl what's good to join

lampe berger: ok
lampe berger: who is the most famous in your list

cely: kennysia.com

lampe berger: who else you know wan

cely: i dunno much.. i m just very new blogger

lampe berger: ok you want to go out for lunch
lampe berger: ?

cely: no.. already 3.30 la
cely: back from lunch long time ago

lampe berger: tomorrow leh?

cely: u asking me for lunch ?
cely: no need la
cely: u full time lempe berger?

lampe berger: no i working now

cely: working as what

lampe berger: i workin customer service at ibm

cely: sound like a good and stable job

lampe berger: yes
lampe berger: but lampe berger make me rich
lampe berger: normal job cannot make me rich

cely: how OLD arr?

lampe berger: i'm 24

cely: working at ibm not enough for u?
cely: how rich is rich ?
cely: earn 10k a month?

lampe berger: IBM i only earn RM2000 a month
lampe berger: lampe berger I earn RM6000 a month
lampe berger: so total about RM7000 a month
lampe berger: enough to pay monthly installment for my civic

cely: good

lampe berger: i also bought apartment already
lampe berger: every month i pay RM2000 for my apartment and RM1200 for my car installment
lampe berger: I still have so much money to spend
lampe berger: because of lampe berger

cely: u earn this much.. off coz u will spend this much
cely: and even 10k a month for u also wont enough

lampe berger: yes
lampe berger: so you want to join?
lampe berger: lampe berger
lampe berger: and be rich like me?

Oh...if you have read until here...sorry but this is just a joke...:D
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