Typical Conversation of Lampe Berger Member

My friend, who was at a local mamak stall, overheard a lampe berger member prospecting to a new victim.

These are parts of the conversation that we chatted:

xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:20 PM): yesterday i go supper at the mamak stall ....midnigh
xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:21 PM): damn hungry that time
xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:21 PM): so go alone
xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:22 PM): to the mamak stall
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:18:25 PM): oh..
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:18:27 PM): ok..
xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:27 PM): saw 2 tables
xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:31 PM): 2 tables of people
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:18:33 PM): ok..
xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:37 PM): one table...one to one talking
xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:48 PM): another table is one person talking to 2 person
xxx (1/28/2007 11:18:55 PM): so it happen to be so near
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:02 PM): so i accidentally listen to what they talking
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:07 PM): is about LB
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:11 PM): using same tactics
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:14 PM): very smooth
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:20 PM): convincing the new guy to join
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:19:21 PM): haha..
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:25 PM): very skillful
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:19:26 PM): new fish ha...
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:33 PM): yeaps
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:37 PM): damn skillful
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:42 PM): talk
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:19:45 PM): why dont u yell...go check antilampeberger..
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:45 PM): talk
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:47 PM): talk
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:47 PM): damn keng
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:19:49 PM): of coz..
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:19:52 PM): slik salesman
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:53 PM): nola
xxx (1/28/2007 11:19:56 PM): people also cari makan
xxx (1/28/2007 11:20:13 PM): i dun bother la
xxx (1/28/2007 11:20:31 PM): i continue eating my overcooked Maggi Goreng and drinking my milo kosong panas
xxx (1/28/2007 11:20:33 PM): haah
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:20:57 PM): those guys...are goners...
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:21:04 PM): LB is doing so so only
xxx (1/28/2007 11:21:30 PM): i listen to one sentence..he say why people can do it..you can't do it?..if wanna try why not try now at the young age....
xxx (1/28/2007 11:21:42 PM): you wanna do what you like..why not use LB to earn more money...then do what you like later
xxx (1/28/2007 11:21:46 PM): whoa...damn convincing
xxx (1/28/2007 11:22:25 PM): if you try later....you got commitment already...susah....now you got nothing to lose....give in now la
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:22:26 PM): well..they know all their lines
xxx (1/28/2007 11:22:35 PM): and then they said
xxx (1/28/2007 11:22:44 PM): you think i wanna cheat your 2K plus plus mer
xxx (1/28/2007 11:22:49 PM): you are a smart guys
xxx (1/28/2007 11:22:55 PM): nowadays..everyone is smart
xxx (1/28/2007 11:23:07 PM): wanna cheat RM10 from you also susah la...dun say your 2K plus plus...
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:23:20 PM): wow..u want me to put on blog?
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:23:21 PM): hehe
xxx (1/28/2007 11:23:21 PM): so make a wise choice today..i am not cheating you..i am only sharing my business to you
xxx (1/28/2007 11:23:39 PM): dun la
xxx (1/28/2007 11:23:44 PM): don't put on blog
xxx (1/28/2007 11:23:46 PM): but i like this line la
xxx (1/28/2007 11:24:10 PM): you are smart..wanna cheat RM10 from you also susah...so what for...i am only sharing my business to you..RM2K plus plus is not a small amount..i am not cheating you
xxx (1/28/2007 11:24:13 PM): whoa
xxx (1/28/2007 11:24:13 PM): damn good
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:24:16 PM): no..i won't pin point on you
xxx (1/28/2007 11:24:33 PM): you just say a fren sitting in mamak stall observing?
xxx (1/28/2007 11:24:35 PM): haha
xxx (1/28/2007 11:24:38 PM): what you gonna say?
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:25:00 PM): just say...someone overheard the conversation
xxx (1/28/2007 11:25:18 PM): but is interesting la..ended up i sitting there for one hours..listening to their conversation...by Accident
xxx (1/28/2007 11:25:37 PM): ok..what is actually pulling your attention?
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:25:38 PM): haha..u wasted 1 hour?
xxx (1/28/2007 11:25:39 PM): which line?
xxx (1/28/2007 11:25:54 PM): which line is pulling your attention to put on blog?
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:26:08 PM): the last statement...
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:26:09 PM):
xxx (1/28/2007 11:26:17 PM): which one?
xxx (1/28/2007 11:26:31 PM): which last statement?
xxx (1/28/2007 11:26:33 PM): the RM10?
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:26:54 PM): yup
xxx (1/28/2007 11:27:06 PM): he said everyone is smart
xxx (1/28/2007 11:27:10 PM): cheating RM10 also susah
xxx (1/28/2007 11:27:14 PM): so you are smart
xxx (1/28/2007 11:27:21 PM): RM2K plus is not easy to cheat
xxx (1/28/2007 11:27:25 PM): just sharing
xxx (1/28/2007 11:27:25 PM): damn good man
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:28:11 PM): hehe..thanks...
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:28:12 PM): nice..
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:28:17 PM): i'll put it up
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:29:47 PM): so all dressed smartly?
xxx (1/28/2007 11:30:22 PM): yeaps
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:30:46 PM): haha..
xxx (1/28/2007 11:31:28 PM): but please dun pin point my name ok?
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:32:30 PM): sure man..
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:32:32 PM): of coz not
xxx (1/28/2007 11:32:44 PM): but interesting la
xxx (1/28/2007 11:32:55 PM): once in a while..can see LB people hanging around mamak...in PJ
xxx (1/28/2007 11:33:01 PM): in SS2
xxx (1/28/2007 11:33:03 PM): in KJA
xxx (1/28/2007 11:33:08 PM): everywhere
xxx (1/28/2007 11:33:10 PM): but mostly mamak
xxx (1/28/2007 11:33:16 PM): not high class chinese restaurant or what
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:34:02 PM): well..those guys...money not much also
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:34:05 PM): faking only..
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:34:07 PM): most of them la
xxx (1/28/2007 11:36:19 PM): i can eat in expensive chinese restaurant and buy my parents an expensive dinner ....once a month
xxx (1/28/2007 11:36:24 PM): still ok for me
anti LB (1/28/2007 11:36:29 PM): yup..

By the way, surprisingly, Lampe Berger DCHL is doing good business this year. Let's just hope more people don't eat onto their promises.

Steven Yip