Lampe Berger Indonesia

I got an email from blogger Intan from Indonesia...it seems like it's expanding quite rapidly in a country more then 200 million.

But she's into supporting the Anti Lampe Berger movement, so lets hope DCHL doesn't go far into Indonesia.

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hi

I'm trying to warn my friends in indonesia about lampe berger because I was once approached by them and I think it's just ridiculous & too good to be true.
I found your blog & I think it's very useful to give a real case to how dodgy this marketing...

I hope you're cool with this...

thanks

Intan
http://noorintan.blogspot.com/

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Lampe Berger Upline Downline Screw Up

This mail is from an ex lampe berger member , who just wants to quit....but it is not so easy....if you owe others money.

So young chaps out there, just don't join DCHL lampe berger...it will just ruin your life.


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This is the case of mine : i join LB last year SEPT.. it was a BIG MISTAKE i ever did as i was being frequently pyscho by my upline who is Mr.J and Miss.C . they keep pushing me until one day i cannot tahan and i agreed to join LB. the problem is i told them i had no money, imaging : RM2345 from a college student ( where can they get this huge amount of money, other than borrow from friends or family?) in the end, they ask me to join 1st and they SO CALLED dont mind PAY BACK to them later when i start to earn back.

Sincerely, after i joined.. calls keep coming in, asking me to do this and that, follow up and down, and what so called COME OUT and MEET OUR top earners and know more friends....... i really sick of it as i couldnt cope with my studies since ever after i join LB. my housemate even ask everytime before i go out :" go sell BOMB again ar? " SELL BOMB (i agreed after i regretted for not listening my friends and family advice)

One day after 1 year i keep avoiding my upline cause i really feel very FAN of them... they purposely drove far down to my house and give me a call .

conversation between us :
Mr.J says:" Jxxxx here, i already infront of ur house, u better pay us the remain money, else we going to meet up your parents ! "

I says :" not i dont want to pay, but i dont have so much money at the moment " , " i already SMS to Miss.C said that i will settle the amount by next month. (THE SMS that i sent was this:" I on meeting now. Talk much also no point, u will say i owe u.really REGRET to join LB.Pls stop callin,thanks.Gv me ur bank account number, wil pay u bck by year end.Thanks for making my life miserable.")

Miss.C(was just beside Mr.J) says :" tell him dont SIN KA LAN la, i never receive his SMS !!! "

Mr.J says:" do u want me to tell or meet your parents onot?" (keep repeat)

after a few minutes, i send a SMS telling them to give me their Bank Acc number so that i can bank in the money to them. and a SMS replied by them : " Maybank xxxx-xxxx-xxxx(Cxxxxx Lx Kxxx). bank in RM2000 by MONDAY, else i will take action! "

that time i was at outstation. The night when i bck and i check my house letter box. this is the paper i found ....................not just 1, but 2 paper for each letter box, not just that and also in 2 version of language.. WOW =.= i guess they are really desperate for getting back money in such a AH LONG ways.

Benjamin
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Best Lampe Berger Sales Pitch

This is an example of how "desperate" lampe berger members can be. To illustrate this, here's a chat conversation between "lampe berger" and the person.

lampe berger: hi

cely: hello

lampe berger: can i know ur name?

cely: cely
cely: as u see
cely: how about u?
cely: u cant be lampe berger~
cely: :P

lampe berger: my name is mervin
lampe berger: are u from kl?

cely: hi mervin
cely: yes

lampe berger: oh
lampe berger: u are very pretty

cely: really ? Thanks.. that's sweet of u

lampe berger: cely
lampe berger: do u wan make money?

cely: what ?
lampe berger: do u wan to earn lot of money?

cely: i understand ur question
cely: so?
cely: join lempe berger?

lampe berger: yes
lampe berger: if you join lampe berger
lampe berger: you can make a lot of money
lampe berger: one month you can make RM15,000
lampe berger: just by recruiting other members

cely: oh..

lampe berger: and after you do for a while then everyone will earn money for u

cely: but i m not interested..

lampe berger: all the people under you can earn money for you

cely: thanks for inviting

lampe berger: then even if you don't do anything you can make at least RM5,000 a month
lampe berger: why don't u want to join

cely: i had too many invitation like this
cely: if i wan, i would have joined earlier

lampe berger: why is it you dowan to join?
cely: not interest in pushing ppl
cely: like what u are doing now
cely: i dun mind making money slowly..

lampe berger: but i am not pushing people.. i am trying to help people make money
lampe berger: you can be very rich... my friend just last month bought a bmw
lampe berger: from lampe berger money
lampe berger: he don't work anymore also

cely: haha.. that;s the tag line u gotto say ma~
cely: nah, it's ok
cely: really.. thanks

lampe berger: what is your phone number?
lampe berger: can i call you to talk to you?

cely: No no..

lampe berger: ok why you don't want to join?

cely: i told u already~

lampe berger: you work little bit only can make money
lampe berger: just 3 days in a week you work
lampe berger: can make thousands of dollars

cely: i dun like to do what u are doing now..
cely: persuading..

lampe berger: but it is just you persuade your friends only
lampe berger: you don haf to go out marketing also

cely: haha, do u make money ?
cely: have u bought ur bmw?

lampe berger: no i don't have bmw
lampe berger: but i bought a new honda civic

cely: that's great

lampe berger: and i just do lampe berger for only 8 months

cely: hm.. i m really not interested
cely: i know how it workls
cely: i understand the benefits
cely: but i m just not interested in even trying

lampe berger: ok then will you put an advertisement for me on your blog
lampe berger: to ask your readers can call me
lampe berger: if they want to join lampe berger?

cely: Oh.. no..

lampe berger: why?

cely: that's not gonna work in my blog

lampe berger: but you tell your friends can make money
lampe berger: everyone also wan make money

cely: i told u from the very begining.. i m not doing what u are doing now
cely: persuading
cely: off coz i m not going to put lempe berger ad in my blog
cely: dun even say put an ad for u

lampe berger: ok what if i pay you
lampe berger: i pay you to put an ad up
lampe berger: for me

cely: how am i going to trust u?

lampe berger: i call you
lampe berger: we meet and i pay you cash first
lampe berger: half before you post
lampe berger: half after you post
lampe berger: ok?

cely: let me think about it

lampe berger: what is your phone number

cely: u gimme urs
cely: :)

lampe berger: 012 3358292

cely: how do u get to my blog ?

lampe berger: last time i see petaling street
lampe berger: then i write down your blog

cely: Oh.. ok
lampe berger: ok

cely: do u have a blog?
lampe berger: no
lampe berger: so will you put an ad for me
lampe berger: i pay you RM50

cely: why not ?
cely: i'll think about it

lampe berger: no can put for me now?

cely: NOW ?
cely: i guess u can look for other more famous blogger to put this ad for u~

lampe berger: ok i pay you RM200 then
lampe berger: you put for me now ok
lampe berger: you have my phone number
lampe berger: i cannot run

cely: haha
cely: i have trouble to trust you
cely: why NOW ?
cely: why cant i consider?

lampe berger: it is free right
lampe berger: blog entry
lampe berger: i will pay you

cely: seriously, can i consider it for a day?
cely: maybe i'll answer u by tomolo
cely: u know my blug, i cant run either
cely: rite?

lampe berger: ok
lampe berger: if you put now
lampe berger: i will pay you RM1000
lampe berger: last offer
lampe berger: i give you my house address
lampe berger: phone numbenr
lampe berger: everything you wan i give you

cely: u are JOKING with me

lampe berger: i am not
lampe berger: where you work
lampe berger: tomorrow i come and give you the RM1000 cash
lampe berger: ok?

cely: :x

lampe berger: ok?
lampe berger: you put now?

cely: hahah

lampe berger: cely?
lampe berger: ok deall?
lampe berger: cely?
lampe berger: deal?
lampe berger: deal?
lampe berger: cely?
lampe berger: ok
lampe berger: ?
lampe berger: can?

cely: aiyo.. stop playing la
cely: u are not mervin or anything

lampe berger: i am
lampe berger: do you want the money or not

cely: haha

lampe berger: dowan fine!

cely: fine :)
cely: look for something else

lampe berger: actually i got something else

cely: yes

lampe berger: next saturday 14th oct we having a lampe berger convention
lampe berger: at concord hotel
lampe berger: got speaker teach you make money
lampe berger: you want come?
lampe berger: just listen only.. it is free

cely: i am not free.. i m joining a camp

lampe berger: what camp you joining

cely: ji er 30
cely: on 14th - 15th

lampe berger: ohhh
lampe berger: then the following saturday also got another eventb
lampe berger: but that wan is in sunway pyramid convention center
lampe berger: you wan come?

cely: ahha
cely: i m going sg for trip

lampe berger: then what about 28th october

cely: actually, i really not even interested in this

lampe berger: got another one in regent hotel
lampe berger: bukit bintang there

cely: do u get ppl joining from just talking online ?

lampe berger: no i also call them
lampe berger: but you don gimme your phone

cely: erm.. it just look very strange and i dont trust this..
cely: i need to protect myself

lampe berger: ok then you got any friend i can call?

cely: no.. off coz no~

lampe berger: why
lampe berger: you got no friends?

cely: just no..
cely: i got friends

lampe berger: then can give me the number
lampe berger: i call

cely: but takan i 'betray my frens' for giving out their numbers?
cely: it's not logic ..rite

lampe berger: ok then you got other blogger friend
lampe berger: that you know
lampe berger: can help me post ad
lampe berger: you got any blogger friend
lampe berger: that can help me post ad?
lampe berger: cely
lampe berger: cely?

cely: u can just try ur luck.. i got the list there in my tidbits
cely: why u need ppl to put the ad?
cely: u can just create a blog what
cely: to tell ppl what's good to join

lampe berger: ok
lampe berger: who is the most famous in your list

cely: kennysia.com

lampe berger: who else you know wan

cely: i dunno much.. i m just very new blogger

lampe berger: ok you want to go out for lunch
lampe berger: ?

cely: no.. already 3.30 la
cely: back from lunch long time ago

lampe berger: tomorrow leh?

cely: u asking me for lunch ?
cely: no need la
cely: u full time lempe berger?

lampe berger: no i working now

cely: working as what

lampe berger: i workin customer service at ibm

cely: sound like a good and stable job

lampe berger: yes
lampe berger: but lampe berger make me rich
lampe berger: normal job cannot make me rich

cely: how OLD arr?

lampe berger: i'm 24

cely: working at ibm not enough for u?
cely: how rich is rich ?
cely: earn 10k a month?

lampe berger: IBM i only earn RM2000 a month
lampe berger: lampe berger I earn RM6000 a month
lampe berger: so total about RM7000 a month
lampe berger: enough to pay monthly installment for my civic

cely: good

lampe berger: i also bought apartment already
lampe berger: every month i pay RM2000 for my apartment and RM1200 for my car installment
lampe berger: I still have so much money to spend
lampe berger: because of lampe berger

cely: u earn this much.. off coz u will spend this much
cely: and even 10k a month for u also wont enough

lampe berger: yes
lampe berger: so you want to join?
lampe berger: lampe berger
lampe berger: and be rich like me?

Oh...if you have read until here...sorry but this is just a joke...:D
To know the real story, please go to:

http://timothytiah.blogspot.com

DCHL New Tactics

I got this email from an ex Lampe Berger member. So read up, and beware.
It's all the life changing effect stories that all MLMs always tell,...don't you think it's a bit fairy tale like?

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Hi. I have new insider info regarding SYN's campaign efforts to rebuild their name. Being an ex-member of SYN myself, I have tried to warn my friends of their new schemes. Their new system is called PAY-IT-FORWARD. What they do is they will go all out to invite you to meetings (all paid 'forward' by SYN) in an attempt to sway you to believe that their people are going all out to help you.

These meetings do not talk about product or marketing plan. Rather they talk about how good the MLM industry is and do sharing afterwards telling you how MLM changed their lives. After the talk then only they will start winning you over with friendship or love bombing so the 'p' will feel at home and would willingly want to know more about the LB business.


PAY-IT-FORWARD is actually a front to retain their members and change their image. However, what they don't pay forward for you is the FRANCHISING FEE (RM2345) which you still have to fork out yourself. Having all sorts of free meetings and 'sharing' information or awareness is just a smokescreen to lure more people in.


They say that they will go all out to help people with their problems until they are ready to join. However, if an ex-COUNT were to go up to their Marquis and ask for help with their products in an attempt to recover some capital, they will give you bull shit and refuse to help you. They will only help new 'p' but they won't help their downlines.


Please keep up the goodwork and keep the antiLB awareness going. Thanks.




LB SPY.